Allergic To:

Allergy season is upon us once again. I spent one day outside and woke up the next morning completely unable to breathe through my nose. An emergency trip to the pharmacy to buy some behind the counter decongestants got my symptoms under control and thus begins the several month long battle against my environment. I've always said that I suffer from a weak constitution (including a tendency towards fainting and breaking out in hives for no apparent reason), but it is never more evident than during allergy season. Pretty much every year I fall apart and end up at the doctor's office with a sinus infection. As a lovely side effect, the decongestants I take keep me from eating and sleeping throughout the spring months so by the end of it I'm starving and sleep deprived with bacteria living in my sinuses. With all of that on my mind lately, I came across these shirts at nastygal and forever21. Did you know that there is a website called allergyapparel.com that sells clothing for children suffering from legitimate allergies so adults know what could be dangerous for them? Are the above items intended for the same purpose? Because I don't think much can be done for the "allergic to mornings" girl and what kind of reaction do basic bitches induce? 
I wonder.
You know what I'm allergic to? Actual allergens.