Hey uh... how's it been? Cool cool... so listen, I know it's been a minute, but is there any chance you'd want to start hanging out again?
We can get into the reasons for my extended absence later, the important thing is that I have recently found myself without gainful employment (again) and I would like to get back into this (again).
Last month, I relocated to NYC which has provided me with a new apartment (and countless hours) to fill. To stave off my usual job search psychosis, I intend to balance resume revisions and cover letters with various crafty creations and trendy critiques. I figure since securing employment historically takes me about 84 years, I might be around for a while this time. This go around, after posting a full tutorial I will make selected projects available for purchase on an Etsy page for anyone without the time or desire to attempt a creation of their own.
You can check out the shop at www.etsy.com/shop/imitationretailthrpy
At the risk of (unwisely) raising expectations, I have significantly upped my craft game over the past two years (has it been two years?!). I am now the proud owner of a brand new sewing machine, Cricut cutting machine, and Adobe Photoshop subscription. So I think what I'm trying to say here is that... It's gonna be lit... I know, I hate myself too. Please don't leave. Hopefully I have piqued your interest enough to stick around even if it is just to watch me flounder. See you soon!
P.S. Wallace is still crushing this whole Being A Cat thing.