Litter Kwitter

Wallace in 8 weeks... I hope.

About a week and a half ago, Wallace and I embarked on a very special journey. It's been a rocky one at times, but I feel it has made us closer. I now spend most of my time monitoring the state of the bathroom and sniffing all plush surfaces in my apartment and Wallace pretty much does the same thing, but with the opposite purpose. That's right, we're toilet training... add this to the ever growing list of reasons why I am an insane person. Litter Kwitter is a product designed to gradually transition your cat from using a litter box to using a toilet. The website has a number of testimonials and if you watch their promotional video, you will not be disappointed by the amusingly outdated soundtrack and graphics. It might be a huge cat parent mistake, but if we are successful I will have more reason to brag that my cat is a genius and spend less time handling his waste so the benefits are significant. I will spare you any photographic evidence of our experience so far because it's not pretty, but I will update you once we are successful. If you never hear me touch on this subject again, you know what happened. I'll leave you with this: