Aside from how unnecessary these novelty hangers are, imagine how terrifying it would be to look for an outfit and be greeted by a literal monster in your closet. As much as I support the appropriation of kitschy critters, at $12 each these cardboard hangers are just too much. Woof.
Get them here while supplies last. Apparently enough of these things are lurking in closets around America that they're almost sold out!